found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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