we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
