I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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