I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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