At least make sure they are 18
Why
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
