Already got asked if we're dating
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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