I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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