i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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