Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
high people should be assigned attendants
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
