He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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