On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Need sex. Gaining weight.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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