I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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