i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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