I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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