Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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