playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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