The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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