But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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