Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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