But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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