When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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