whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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