I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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