Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My pussy is not your playground.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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