i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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