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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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