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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Who haven't you slept with?

(703): View more from Virginia

No one comes to mind.

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(705): View more from Ontario

it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob

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(810): View more from Michigan

My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.

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(519): View more from Ontario

someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father

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(415): View more from California

I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.

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