have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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