You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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