I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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