Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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