Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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