dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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