Having a random hookup so left but love u
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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