it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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