If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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