this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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