Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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