well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
