There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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