i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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