i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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