Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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