Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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