how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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