I must be too annoying 4 u.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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