Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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