....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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