My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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