I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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